We make really crappy cards. With a spatter of customisation we aim to plop a little disgust into everyone’s day.
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What’s Crappy
Welcome to Crappy Cards, where we dive deep into the bowels of humor to give your greetings a cheeky flush of fun! Dive into our reservoir of offensively hilarious designs, and with just a few clicks, plunge your friend’s face right into the heart of the potty party. Our easy-to-use image editor ensures you’re never in deep doo-doo when trying to craft the perfect card. So, for those who love to stir the pot and aren’t afraid to get their hands a little dirty, Crappy Cards is your go-to for a bowel-busting laugh.
Every card’s a splash hit, guaranteed to leave the recipient laughing their arse off!
What’s Not Crappy
We produce cards worldwide, so we cut down on postage air miles. Carbon offsetting available at checkout.
Postage upgrades availabe.
Dispatch next day with upgrade.
Water-based inks, recyclable paper.
Waste-free packaging whenever possible.